so far:

2 sandwiches with a bit of creame cheese and cucumber: 120

2 cups of water.

fuckyeahfunnythings:

thefrogman:

Keanu Reaves himself. I think that’s illegal in some states. 

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yesterdayyy.

2 cucumber and lowfat creame cheese sandwichess on diet bread - 150 calories.

redbull - 100

half a banana - 50

half a joose(alcohol) - 195

banana - 100

ttl: 595.

exercise : 150 jumping jacks, = -165 calories.

=430

my goal was 800 so thats good.

* * *

you are the most annoying drunk god -_-

hmm ppl surprise you tho. first impressions were way off.

Some of the most comforting words in the whole world are ‘me too.’ That moment when you find out your struggle is also someone else’s struggle, that you’re not alone, and that others have been down the same road.
My friend’s bio on FB lol
(Photo reblogged from psychothin)

ehh.

time to lose weight again.

<3

I know it’s so stupid and i know it’s retarded but i feel like being skinny will make me happy i truly feel that. I love that feeling when you lay down at night and its like “hmm my belly feels so empty”, or when you put on jeans and they feel loose on you, i”m just generally happier, fulfilled yet empty.

god -_______-

you’re so annoying. dont talk to me like im a little girl. you’re not as hot as you think you are, dont touch my face, “honey sweety *holding my face* i was on an airplane and i got this hot 29 year old to figer me for 5 hours if theres one thing i know is how to get men” ok then? O_O since when making guys doing sexual things is that hard? or requires any effort? god you’re annoying i hope i won’t see much of you. -_-

To my werewolf <3

It’s so sad, how you don’t love me, you love the idea of me,

your mommy issues, your abandonment issues,make you love me,

you used to be so sweet to me, so nice, i was so so so so lucky to have you, but now i feel like your taking me for granted, you treat me like shit, i know its not my fault because I know for sure it’s not normal to get so mad so easily, you scare me so much, i feel like one day you’re going to hit me in the face. I’m not supposed to be walking on eggshells, and i really did love you with all my heart, but you just pushed me out of love.

And I feel so scared, because I don’t know how to break up with you. You scare me when your mad, and although whe havent fought lately i know its because of what happened, I do know that you care about me alot, and i know that you would do almost anything for me, but if you won’t be able to do this one thing i don’t see how this is going to work out, Do I even want it to work out? I do love you, you we’re my first, you did so much for me, you we’re there for me, we went through alot, but i’m losing feelings for you.

You say you’re sorry you say that you undrstand, you say that you want it to workout, but then when you’re mad you just forget about everything.

Its just like “I don’t give a fuck about you I just care about MY anger MY emotions MY frustrations” and then you go ahead and apologize and say how it’s not your fault, how i did something to piss you off, how i am the reason you get so angry. And I hate getting you angry, i have a temper too I admit, but I never scream at your face, I don’t curse you out, I dont punch walls, I dont grab you by the hair, I don’t say things that I know cross the line, I never ever ever say stuff to intentionally hurt you. You are so possesive, controlling, obsesive, jealous, and then when you tell me that you act like this because you love me what the fuck am i supposed to do/say/think?

You’re my hulk, my werewolf, my prince charming, my Sid, my Skeleton Jack, my Romeo, and i love you so much. But I can’t do this anymore.

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